First Lady Michelle Obama, giving her last speech as FLOTUS.
Previously, I’d only seen the first two panels and assumed it was the complete comic.
This version is much better.
I love this comic, it’s such a brilliantly clear visual explanation you really don’t even need the captions.
(via lolliesandlolitas)
me seeing a cute girl in public: *tries not to look at her for more than 5 seconds because i don’t want to make her feel uncomfortable*
(via doyouwanttobesaved)
pro tip, u do not have any banter about chip cards that your cashier hasn’t already heard just do not say anything about the chip to your poor cashier, if u even think about saying “it’s different everywhere you go!” theyll hope u die
don’t ever banter with a cashier. they want you to die as soon as you walk in
being on register is like playing a game where youve heard all the possible dialogue already and youre just smashing buttons so the dialogue goes away faster
*item doesn’t scan*
“So it’s free haha
this is really the funniest thing ive ever seen
THE WHEEZING
Just a psa, from my hospital bed, post car crash.